I've become so stressed Every little thing, from what dress to a salad with cress? I have forgotton what makes me even tick What makes me smile, from words on the crossword to my morning sick And from my tick onto my tock What still fits , What do I wear from my joggers to a frock To calculate my brain from maths to a sudoku sum, these used to be so easy Jeez, what have I become? My legs just keep kicking and are now so restless A kick now inside out, this babys just wants h** final exit Still months to go but getting all so bigger Every day some more weight on, I cannot wait for its final ****** trigger!