I wanted to sign up for the game after hearing enough but there were some questions you had to ask first: Am I human or horde? Do I want to fight the environment or other players? I said I'd rather go against the other players before all the peacebloom and nightshade is farmed and everyone has to download the cataclysm expansion your jubilant response to the macabre alerted cautious receptors asking me to join your alliance to fight the horde because if I'm not on your side I'm undead or a troll some bloated tauren or greedy goblin even though there are plenty of healers on that side you're more concerned with damage per second because you're consumed by World of Warcraft so I said I was more interested in Plants vs. Zombies which I mistook for Call of Duty you said you don't play mobile games and the best games end in yelling at your computer because you don't need to know where a pixel comes from in order to **** the bad guys.