Today I entered a frozen portal To a winter wonderland And immediately Felt the cold iciness As my hands seemed to burn I wore no gloves Nor a warm coat But did have a hat on As i ventured further Into the cold I could see an imprint Of a frozen unicorn And also As though caught mid-flight Some frozen salmon My only tool Was a small ice-pick Which i used, diligently digging my way Through the thick pack-ice I was aware That i was close to getting frostbite But carried on regardless As i could see I was close to my final destination Finally I was there As i carried out My last bag of ice And tipped it into the now Near full Kitchen sink! I think perhaps In the future I will defrost my freezers more regularly!