I wish I could be with him
And consume his tastiness
Like a smooth-drinking milkshake
Like a freshly prepared lemonade
So mentally stimulating
With his finely detailed features
Show-stopping hotness
Fashion-forward swagger
Impeccable and inspirational
Manliness, so gratifying
As a summer breeze
As a dream decorated
With blue roses
As a painter’s masterpiece
Hanging on the wall in a large
And luxurious museum