The red-necks tore their sleeves at the shoulder & grew beer bellies
& impregnated first cousins & then became functionally illiterate at
3 o'clock, mountain time, & then a billion trees caught fire & every
house burned up or down & heaven opened up & Jesus fell out & I
took my bikini off & no one at the nudist camp complained about a
thing for a minute till Jehovah struck them down where they played
**** tennis when they were naked & not menstruating really badly.
It was a hot day in Mexico as fifty million Mexicans snoozed under
Chinese-stitched hats with their bloated stomachs full of rabid bats.
We could swim faster than Canadian tourists but I'd rather drown 3
billion of 'em with a Canuck-fish-drowning kit than right-away quit.
Our romantic love's so romantically special that I'd rather drown 50
zillion Cubans with my Cuban-drowning kit than to give up & quit.
A school-free gun zone is a fine place for gun-lovers to **** hidden
after removing their pink cheongsam dresses of frilly chantilly lace.
Never be concerned with my hidden feelings 'cause, just like Bruce
Jenner, I put my bra on 1 cup at a time. Don't worry about having a
trans-****** reversal or a change-over over me 'cause I got no *****
to aim at pedestrians; no infective process to sicken living monkeys
or the means by which to extract Richard Gere's dead ****** gerbils.
In 1804 when I was advising Lord Jesus, He & I did readily concur:
Alexander Hamilton liked getting shot by ***-machine Aaron Burr.
“Yes Kamala, each day is take-a-**** day when you take a **** each
day,” quoted Joe from Kamala's file just after he went 100% senile.
Bees stung Kamala's *** as she smoked a mayor who smoked grass
faster than ham sandwiches were wolfed  by big fat *** Mama Cass
long ago when gay hippies were A.I.D.S.-free way back in the past.
Kamala wiped her ****** with a Burger King napkin before licking
the cream off a doughnut. “I'll be sleeping with mayors till Friday,”
she told senile Hillary Clinton who was recovering from a dog-bite.
Kamala ****** back a peanut brittle & jelly fish sand wedge on her
way to the fake White House to taunt sickly Joe & ill-tempered Jill.
Keef Jagger threw his mama's amputated leg at a garbage man. “I'll
have the other 1 for you in 4 minutes!” Just then 2 skanks exploded
in Sweden, just like that. “This ****'s 7 times rougher with the grain
wet,” **** Richards whined from a ****-pit where turds are mined.
Keith Jagger tossed his sister's amputated ear to a truck-drivin' guy.
“I'll get the other 1 to you in 5 minutes!” Just then 9 ***** exploded
in Argentina, just like that. “This ****'s tougher with the grain soft,”
Charlie Wyman opined from a pit of spit where sprockets are lined.
I hear that the Mo-Dettes were groovy before sassy Ramona Carlier
left in a huff. Me too. She might have stuck it out until pretty hippy
Mary Timony laid down the distorted guitar licks on “Walk Away.”