He is my halo of dreams
My iridescent goldeness
My starry ardent starburst
My boundless beardalicious beauty
Pure and fearless, universally magicious
My sweet yellow star, all sweetass
Feeding me his mello yello
Caressing and impressing my continent
With his lucid, jewelled hands

Shower me in his tremendous tenderness
Keep his sextastic flesh upon mine
As I inbreathe his smextastic presence
His wings of wind-borne glory
So infinitely galaren, fukalicious
My exquisite street heat
Swagtastically badass, he must be having
A swag attack with his sky-high vibe