At 01:09 hrs last night I dialled 999 in fright "Ambulance please!" "I think my heart's about to cease!" I was dripping with sweat And felt nausea, and yet The pain caused by my Ciatica As savage as a savage cur The painkillers were to blame As suddenly i felt lame The ambulance came an hour later It snapped me up like a yellow alligator The heroes within, were at their very best Took me to the hospital for further tests The staff within were friendly, and kind Which alleviated my fears, for peace of mind After 6 hours, and checking my bloods My feelings of relief, came with a flood And before i knew it, i was on my way back Needing the sleep, i seriously lacked So here i am, lying in my bed Feeling grateful, with my exhausted head Apart from the cramp in my left foot And the dreaded ciatica painfully put All i want, is to sleep a few hours And thank everyone, and say it with flowers Roses, posies, daffodils, and more Tulips, and daisy chains, and butterflies galore Thank you, you know who you are Lots of love to you all, thank you, and ta!