KISS OF 5 TARANTULA ZOMBIES: Barbara's bony *** was too bony for grab-*** & Glen knew it. 1 afternoon at a picnic, Barbara got mustard on her girdle which she didn't need anyway because of her boniness & hatred of mustard. Glen chased her around the picnic table playfully. “I'm going to lick that mustard off your girdle!” He exclaimed happily as Barbara removed her detachable toes before jumping into Lake Huron because she was a robot.