The Torrap II of II I quite enjoyed this peachy fruit And rested a while The sun was shining And there was a cocophany Of a myriad sounds Echoing from the forest below me And it was then That a net flew over me And around me I was trapped I flapped in a panic And swore repeatedly As i was now deeply distressed And also wondering How on earth I was going to return to my world And more importantly To myself Weeks drifted past As i was passed around From pillar to post And aware That at some point I was at sea I heard a variety of tongues spoken And met some other parrots But none like me Although i was aware I'd lost the ability To verbalise properly I eventually ended up In a shop window And to my surprise And amazement My partner came into the shop And purchased me Took me home And put me into the very cage That i'd had my strange transmogrification in I tried talking to her To try to explain That it was me But my power of speech Had abandoned me And all i could do was squawk Or repeat "Whose a pretty polly!" And other A typical inanities It was then That i saw My partner Had found someone else I lost my appetite And wished I could at least Return to mirror world again