by Jimmy Haschmann


Lovely Lady Dee
I hope she’s getting along nicely
She’ll be dancing on the corner
Of the dance floor

She’s a hurricane
Leaving splinters in her wake
And it got too hard to take
Now we’re done for


She pulled my heart out bleeding
And she then commenced to eating
It up raw

Her words are ornamental
But her tenderness is gentle
As I saw

What I saw


Lovely Lady Dee
Soon you’ll be free of me
You’ll be dancing on the sidelines
At the boat house

The papers have been filed
And I hope that makes you smile
You’ll be happy …for a while
My funny free spouse


You’ll get your strapping lover
& you’ll do your best to cover up your scheme
You’ll live the dream

You’ll no longer be beholden
To this funky freaky fuzzy golden boy
Oh rapturous joy

…Go get your toy

Darling dear Diane
You have fowled up all my plans
You’ve smeared mud upon my face
And stuck the knife in

If they could know the pain
You inflicted on my brain
They would strip you of your badge
And take your license


They’d see through all your lying
And the elders would start crying
Vicious girl

And those that have your bent
Would your stockinged legs be wrent
And have a whirl

My little pearl

~

You were my world
The world has ended

You broke my trust
You can’t defend it

I’ll never know
How deep it went

The well of lies
Hope you repent

And learn to love