Nexr! Surprised I approach the counter Ahead of the others That were in front of me In the queue One of the queue Uttered "You're not next!" And i replied "Yes i am!" "Ive always been next" The lady behind the post office counter Had watched my progress Through the queue But remained silent And decided to deal with me anyway I got my ID ready And my passport application form The assistant groaned audibly As a few further moans came from the queue I was still puzzled, and confused And wondering As to why i'd been summoned forward Ahead of the half dozen in front And as to how the counter lady had known me Yet the first thing she asked me was "What's your surname?" i said i didn't have one "Here's my birth certificate" She said "this is most unusual?" "Yes!" i said, "i know" This is some of the reason i needed a passport She didn't proceed with her questions She checked the documents I'd provided And informed me That the passport office Sometimes interview applicants For further verification "Everything seems in order!" I thanked her And wondered why My parents Had named me NEXT!