And who would have thought that nice harmless fellow will prove to be such a sharp thorn in their vacuous brains and oh how they toiled and fumed and lament in indignities prostrating their vices and swallowing shame in bucket loads the famed stiff upper lips now raucous trembling in perplexities off springs of empires and conquerors of the seven oceans now petty guttersnipes swinging handbags in duels at dawn noon and morn waddling in moral and ethical bankruptcies shapelessly embarrassed they hide in faceless guises shadow-boxing and in dumb vituperations they witter its terrorists and guerrilla warfare oh, how have the mighty fallen who would have thought a harmless decent man could cut such a swathe thru the cosmopolitan of the deadbeat agitators and fulcrum criminal corruption and vices who would have thought that good virtue is indeed still its own rewards