I felt your silky, but firm, cones against my **** after we had 99% finished having a good time. βPass the mustard gas,β I said sweetly directly to you while you positioned your intra-uterine device better than it had been positioned for 3 weeks. βIt's been in a long time,β I observed & then you told me to shut up or you'd ****** me deader than 4 body bags full of old murdered people so I playfully bit your 3 **** 'cause you got a superfluous 1 just like your mama's got who's starting college in September at Extra ****** College in Cleveland. Remember when our grandmothers were born in gold mines before Ravioli was invented? Back then we smoked ****** cigars like rich students do, especially the freaks who **** extra *** at Extra ****** College & 'cause we were gay then without worry our **** hardened in an awful hurry when we thought a lot about ****-******' stars: Cy Kendall, Snitz Edwards, Dennis King & moronic Fred MacMurray. βThese shiny bullets ought to make you shut up. Play with them for awhile,β the fat gun smith instructed while packing pink ******* for a 2-week trip to Cleveland's Extra ****** College. βI never knew a man like you,β the nipply girl said after her nip-******* college guy fell over dead. βDon't worry, a 2-cup bra will support the extra 1 & it's proven by 3-titted chicks who come a lot after only 6 minutes of tonguing, so I beg you on my rug-burnt knees to continue plugging!