(This can be sung to the melody of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett," by Tom Blackburn and George E. Bruns.)
All you have to do is show you are a fan Of Donald J. Trump, and of course you can Rewrite our history if that's your plan, While tossing all the facts into the garbage can. Ashli--Ashli Babbitt--out for a dangerous thrill.
It's too bad her life had to end that way. But why storm the Capitol that shameful day? How did she ever get caught up in the fray? She listened to Trump. What else is there to say? Ashli--Ashli Babbitt--killed on Capitol Hill.
The members of Congress were terrified. They had to find a place where they could all hide. The Speaker's Lobby was where Babbitt tried To enter but was shot before she got inside. Ashli--Ashli Babbitt--caught in the undertow.
Breaking in and entering was not very smart. Incited by her president, she chose to take part In the insurrection. Watch him kick start A movement to reward her with a purple heart. Ashli--Ashli Babbitt--oh, what a tale of woe!
Some want to crucify the cop who shot her, Saying what he did was nothing short of slaughter. But look where Babbitt's crazy actions brought her. Recognizing lies is what someone should’ve taught her. Ashli--Ashli Babbitt--fell for the president's lie.
Some Trump's supporters are so inclined To try to persuade his base to be aligned In making her a martyr, but when will they find That their cult leader's completely lost his mind? Ashli--Ashli Babbitt--what a strange way to die.
I think that most of us will have to agree That you don't have to be a genius to be Appalled by such attacks on our democracy. There are consequences. That's a guarantee. Ashli--Ashli Babbitt--all we can ask is "Why?"