Ready
get set,
but
do not adjust me yet,
the static is inbuilt as is
the self adjusting tilt.

Jeez
could things be any more confusing?
track and trace is using us
jobsworth Charlies pursuing us
the taxman is still doing us
and it's only ****** Tuesday.

If tomorrow is
another day
that Boris Johnson,
gets his way,
I'm buggering off
on holiday
I think I've had enough.