When you can show me
that the amount spent on your
formal educational training is more
than what has been spent on mine to date

when you can show me
that you have more qualities
proven abilities and capabilities
than I own and have fully utilised openly

when you can show me
the amount of genuine relations
you have cultivated and maintained
and are real genuine enduring fulfilling connections

when you can show me all above
and then show me your parents stayed
in a loving satisfying marriage till death doth part
THEN PLEASE COME AND GIVE ME RELATIONSHIP ADVISE
and tell me that solid happy fulfilling and mutually rewarding union
is based on soft or hard, long or short, white or black or soft and wet