ON MY EIGHT HUNDREDTH TRIP TO MEET JESUS CHRIST I was greeted by 18 bi-sexuals in the divine portals of Holy Heaven a year before last Christmas. 1 of them was very pretty & had eight genders which I thought was so special that I had to see his genitals to be certain. They were well-formed so I begged him to *** from a distance to fill 4 bottles. He said that he was a quasi-woman overtly & a dude sometimes...anyway I'll find out if he has ovaries after his next large bowel movement which will be in 3 hours & 41 minutes.