PART MAN & PART GYNECOLOGIST: I want to create 1 really big gynecologist by sewing together 3 small ones. The hybrid freak shall be gynecologically-licensed & able to probe the disease-prone vulvae of westernized women like any normal gynecologist would. I shall build a monster who is 88% Sam's Club greeter & 12% inert vapor. This filthy hybrid demon must be allopathically-approved to stoically ablate hyperplastic uterine polyps like any corporate slave.