“I won't open a gay door no more after a ****** nailed it shut & my
****'s been sore since the Paraguayan war & these Mars bars got in
them rat-hair that Salvatore used to sicken Cher,” Chaz did declare.
Daddy, may we eat kitty litter & puke on the balcony till our colons
explode? No son we can't 'cause that would be wrong & you should
know that a father's love is more deadly that 50,000 million bombs.