At GMT zero zero Twenty God-knows-when the Lemmings' News announced they have all the facts there sits Chief Broadcaster, Ms Lemmings Red the renowned purveyor of loony news the wonkier, the more far-fetched the better the red light is on, we are live on Air and so they roll the messages and news for lemmings by lemmings
Now some one pray do tell me in earnest fare cause for a pretty second I truly did ponder their ongoing scope but finding it quite meaningless ignored henceforth for what merry business is it to me the love life or romantic dalliances of a stranger what interest me if six seven or ten swing with Eros or petals meet petals in gardens or roof tops for certain I know this got nowt to do with me
Tell no lies the lemmings do what lemmings do and Chief Broadcaster Ms Lemmings Red and their station with no ethics, ethos or integrity follow their lemmings agenda for fellow lemmings dare not think or challenge the zany news the world is burning, a pandemic is raving and partying schools shutting creating a better class of half-wits for morrows yet lemmings expect me to be concerned about the love life of who if strangers risk their health hopping and what's not isn't that their business, what's it to do with me