I'm not going to be a teenage wasteland forever Someday I'm going to stop polluting my body and hating my mother I have an addiction to those toxic remedies like hair dye nutmeg and bleach. I'll be taking calcium supplements for dwindling marow and for once I'll actually care about politics. Daddy had a habit of calling me a super-feminist just because I wouldn't bring him his slippers when he got home from retrieving the mail. I've always hated dogs in the house so I became vegetarian.
My subscription to Cosmopolitan has long been expired. Instead I stick my fingers inbetween the crevices of the fan
There's a secret to resentment: Hang it up in the closet on the hanger next to the apron. It's wanting to pour wasabi down pants so they feel the kick so they can hear