scouting for talent in the streets (for the next Michael Jackson or Pavarotti or anyone who can make me money) I spotted there in the streets of Melbourne a bloodhound and a puppy, each with a violin and each playing – the puppy a natural, the bloodhound indistinct
I spread out on the floor the talent contract for a team and the bloodhound signed with a grin; but just as the puppy lifted its paw another dog came running, picked up the puppy and ran off with the speed of lightning
“****! What’s that about?” I asked the bloodhound
“Oh,” said the bloodhound sheepishly *“That’s his mum, my wife – she doesn’t want him to be a musician like me… she’d rather he grows up to be a doctor!”