(A customers address)
I envisaged loads of Moles
Hanging out together
And imagined being there
I approach the one
That's trying to act
Particularly cool
Joint in hand
Wearing shades
I say "hi!"
She says
"Hi, i am a mole
And i live in a hole!"
I say
"You should see my flat!
It's a mess!"
"Cool!" says the mole
"Fancy some Vermian spaghetti?" says the mole
"You mean worms?" i replied
"Well yeah, but we're posh moles!"
"Is that the time?" says i
And as i leave
I say
"Beware the mole catcher!
"No need" said the mole
"He leaves us be"
"Ah, cool" says i
"See you later, Alligator" says i
"In a hole" says the mole

by Jemia