you are a beautiful little box at the bottom of my screen. and somehow i am always shocked when you want to talk to me. the first thing i remember you saying involved naked women and steak and we were twelve... you're more awkward than anyone i've ever met and the way you carry yourself speaks of unfamiliarity with everything and i feel like two planets trying to smash together to make one when we talk because somehow we never get our point across...
...but i spent several years of my life loving you a quiet little box on the bottom of my screen and you spent several years loving a girl with the prettiest feet i ever saw
...i feel ok about this now.
dave, i would make you pancakes but instead i wrote you this poem.