Whatcha stearin at ye scrawny bird Ah’ll draped in black en wi malachite eyes, Whitcha Feathers in tatters ah’ll covered in crud Hoppin en skippin en lookin so wise,
Whydja squawk et mi in that orible way, Whydja caw en caw en caw et mi Ahs’tha reely got summat to say Ah’stha reely got summat to say,
GEERCHA yer self bak up in’te sky En leave mi alone wi mi beer, If ye stay round ere yel end up dead yon fox el av yer i fear, yon fox el av yer i fear so leave mi alone wi mi beer.
Alan nettleton......... + bottle n arf o' whine...