There she laid in soft coral white sand
she a mermaid a subject in the sand
her eyes were as blue as Greek skies
but it was the heart within I did desire
for we had felt each other in our hearts
when she called me from the sea
I was the one to give her the kiss of life
when she spat sea water and choked
she held my arms as she would be my wife
my God what was I thinking when I did
She was a subject in the sand
and all she wanted of me was
oh my, it was kipper cheeks
and ****** chicken lips
have you heard a mermaid scream
I tell you never do
she was a wicked Sea Cow
like, you know ... Meow
By Christos andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris