Forecast calls for ? Brainstorm Topic choice dark humor Said the weatherman
With a chance of ? thought cloud wait for it Punchline heavy winds
On and off light switch brain showers random thoughts grab your umbrellas
If I had a dollar for every time the weatherman was wrong Well , I’d be rich sometimes I think he forgets, who is in charge
It’s the big guy upstairs holding the phone as this is, his write Poet God well not really but it sounded good
As the blue lights from the television keep the eyes lit that are heavy from a long day COMMERCIAL ADVERTISING replies keep them up
Something is on your mind you can’t quite place it if only you could but every other distraction and you forget about it but deep inside the pain is still ticking Marco ...... the call goes unnoticed , if only it was that easy but no Polo to point it out
What’s wrong your significant other asks as you’re lost in the show before answering you think to yourself why ask now instead of during the COMMERCIALS
Snap back from that thought cloud and answer “nothing dear” you sure ? “Uh huh” meanwhile amidst your mind a pinball machine of stress from A through Z isn’t it obvious if they ask “ you sure ?” then they know SOMETHINGS WRONG
Im just gonna go to bed ! you get up , they shake their head AKWARD yeah being single isn’t so bad after all
Wake up in a sweat info commercial advertising cha cha chia pet with clay dish 3 payments of $9.95 , it was a dream thank God but then you hear “what’s wrong dear” you look to your side and SCREAM ... NOOOO! It’s your life After-all