Hello hello
A brand new friend
How do you do
My brand new friend
I like your hair
Pretty and long
You call me Pig
We now belong
Together us two
We're peas in a pod
Hand in hand
Our smiles quite odd

Hello hello
My best friend
How do you do
My best friend
Tell me your troubles
We've been friends long enough
Hand be your burdens
When things get tough
I'm that friend
With a gentle smile
Who will walk with you
For thousands of miles

Hello hello
My closest friend
How do you do
My closest friend
Your weight is heavy
And so is mine
We pull some harder
Then break our lines
I know less and less
Of your life's great war
Suddenly we're strangers
Again once more

Hello hello
My faraway friend
How do you do
My faraway friend
You've gone far away
And left me behind
No traces of you
You've left me to find
My heart, it aches
But I must pretend
That when I think of you
You're still my friend