Here's the common-or-garden philosophy boiling hot from The Tea Leave Fell Off the Back of a Lorry University lets wipe out that one on contract alter that sterling personality then fill it as we want like a puppet on a string
Here's the reality we fool and brainwash all the sodding masses these plonkersΒ Β buy the fables we tell'em just make'em into puppets arrange them into drama and tell them its power and control yes, its control al' rite for we are controlling the dopes
I tell yer, this is advance con from experts at The Tea Leave Fell Off the Back of a Lorry University give the mug masses a dossier of false data we've been doing this for long, the mugs never ask for proofs tell'em fools its psyche war-fare make it fancy-like and say its Neuro-linguistic programming these dumb puppets will never know they are being conned
We aren't called liars and fantasists for nothing we make it up as we go along and the punters buy into it they#ve been brained and blindsided they eat outta our hands we control them like the puppets they are, the mugs they are being used as cheap puppet harassers and silly pests in their heads the mugs think they are working class heroes in solidarity and power control of elite
in reality they are stupid mugs being used to hound and harass the innocent man well, he dared to challenge us thieves and gangsters so he's a grass and the contract is out on the bloomin' **** we are from The Tea Leave Fell Off the Back of a Lorry University and we are gonna teach him the lessons of his life do not stand up to gangsters, we are dangerous