It was another ****** day in Saint Francis where the ***** streets are
slimy with ****. The mayor slid down a sidewalk on a big **** for a
few seconds before her speech: “Hello San Franciscans. It is a ****
day” & with that she whipped off her bikini & rolled around in ****
like a pig. “This is why tourists love us!” The police chief exclaim-
ed as he scratched his **** ******* that was so itchy that he had to.