When we were young we went places & we did things with people,
wild animals & inanimate things. We bought hair dye that matched
our skin to make us look hairless. We loathed all tallish Pygmies &
chucked rocks at them from cliffs. We made each other pregnant in
18 states to bilk Medicaid programs & then we let our fangs rot out
to enjoy free dental plans. We stole boats & sunk them in rivers be-
fore swapping out many organs except for our 4 kidneys & 2 livers.