Surprise me with your consistency
is the sky not blue
or the pope not Catholic
your enduring boredom marries faithfully
my seductive disinterest and indifference
your labour of love
given freely and unwaged all in your own time
exemplifies  devotion and unparalleled dedication
its slave labour
at its best
consistency in unpaid workers is good
you may even reach the end of the rainbow
and find that *** of gold
I have enough gold already