I never really wondered
Why exactly I fall
Or how the lights turn on
At the flip of a switch
No, I never cared much for physics
I would rather read a book
Maybe dabble in biology
But the high school horrors!
They have gravitated to me
Now I sit through physics
Confused
So utterly lost
But I have learned something
Very useful
Did you know that when you
Push a teacher down the stairs
Your grades will soar?
Maybe I will be a physicist when I grow up