You brought me flowers, A red roses bouquet! As I was famished I ate one alive, A thorn or two glided down my throat Now I need treatment for a cold.
You brought me Coffee and fresh bread, A cupcake and croissants Three days in a row I sit and watched them, painted them Until the bread and cupcake ran stale And the Coffee stood too bitter Hard like a glue Glowing surface for the blued croissants.
O' fracas of gratitude, O' roses of bitterness, liquified Jam Session of a thorn's sweet favour To catch and eat the cold.