Be careful when lighting one of these off
they are Chinese lanterns of destruction
a deadly cocktail of fire candle and air
see all the fireman coughing everywhere

Hey just ***** that candle
and goodness move that couch
are you ****** insane, know
the danger of Chinese lanterns

Hey put that ****** lighter away
don't be a crazy wild man
they are a true fire hazard
that's the danger of Chinese Lanterns

Never despise a fire dragon
for they come in many forms
some bloated and cumbersome
but so liken to dragons full of fire


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris




By NeonSolaris
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