so our peoples power lies
in picking on one minor African Royal
to cancel harass and torment in our momentous style
for in neon lights the people are wising up to our deceits
we can no longer brainwash them properly like back in the day
when we spun that us and them lie and sow hatred in their minds

we are bovver boys and bullies
only know how to rule by corrupt means
bribing voters and the unions and using them as pawns
our tactics of smearing harassing intimidating and bullying
and our racism anti-Semitism and sexism are all now exposed to all
they have seen our underbellies and woke to our fantasies and tricks

they missed our chicanery in the capital
we got our brown mayor a second term in office
where we have the largest pool of brown and black
all our trained stooges and pawns assembled in fake solidarity
while we fight amongst each other and devise new scams to blind
get the pawns thugs and our gangster wing to hound that tiny royal

it keeps us relevant and distract the punters
tell them that's how we look after our own people
tell them its about if united we can sort out the elitist
do not let them know its divisive ploy breeding hate and envy
do not show we are bullies who intimidate and drive out female MPs
carry the fetching red rose but always hide the thorny stems and lie
again and again till the punters can't tell difference between truth and lies,,,,that's our politics