Coughing and laughing In the mouth and out the mouth ******* the stick fast and slow Smokers of the world I understand you Don’t feel shame and don’t feel bad Cause you feel you smoke to cope It’s not all about that really It’s a pleasure and a release A fun tool when in company Yes it can still **** and **** it still can But treat it with moderation Don’t abuse its powerful pull Just treat it like a friend Don’t have sixty cause that’s just greed Certainly don’t have eighty Cause your wallets will bleed Just have maybe two And when in company maybe five or four Smoking isn’t a curse Or a society nuisance It’s just life and it’s furniture Nothing more and nothing less