The cream cheese factory blew up & there's cream cheese everywhere. Our horses are up passed their hocks, bikini models can't be reasoned with, they refuse to enter into contracts as lurking perverts must be identified for what they are & covered in cream cheese. How & with what ease did Nazis order people around, as ****** settled himself into an extended family, hoping to align with the British king & country.
   God rests on large pillows as He's one who appreciates Saturdays off & sultry days pool-side, along with a bottle to enjoy all life's offers. “Bang your drums hurriedly! O largish negress, bangeth my tom-toms with Herculean resolve! Polish me off on wild butters & unguents. Enthrall me with what wit & wisdom was possessed by Mark Twain, the type of which tended to stultify & confuse whacked women as he dangled his Langhorn, whatever that was. I can't dangle it for more than 2 hours for some reason.”
  On the the paths of righteous men, hobble the malformed and leery ones, tracing their lineage to ancestral cripples who, in turn, descended from the most ancient citizens of crippleton. “Ask and receive,” Jesus said, in one of His jovial moods, before turning spiteful, as He was equipped {& eclipsed} by Holy God.
   Some day there'll be someone brighter than a thousand me's, he'll have crowd-control tactics, huge wire-nuts, and a million chicks he couldn't possibly keep track of {nor tabs on}. His skills will include electrical wiring: 120 & 240 v. Men will admire him distantly, women {under 27} will take advantage of his generous nature.
   How strange the day is when it snows. How many Puerto
Ricans are confused by it all? How many false memories
must we report to hypnotists before our minds are made free?
   To be able, yet unwilling, must squeeze the tramps from baseball. A natural death is analyzed by reformers & given sanction. A fairly-weathered friend will meet you in Free Port but not in Union Town. He'll infect your sister but give nothing to charity. A flame burns brightest as it's being fed.
   “Well, say what you want as it's no **** off my ***!”
   “No **** off my ***? That's a new one?”
   “Yes, I just made it up.”
   “Hey, it's Greaser Day at the orphanage, whereat Americans
are encouraged to stop by & kick a ****'s kid.”
   “Do you mean pick an Italian child?”
   “Oh my God, I've bought new boots for nothing!”