Excuse me
I really don't know
where you're coming from
or what your motives or intentions are

You see
my father was the only man
that I'd ever been pre-occupied with
none other gets to me to the point of fanaticism

So please excuse me
when I tell you there's really
something missing in your life
and concentrating on me won't fill that void

You don't know me
from Adam nor do I know you
so your excessive interest in me is
pathological to say the least without being rude

May I suggest Therapy
a look within to find the cause of
your illness and get some relief for your pains
perhaps some cognitive therapy or medication

Do not feel bad
or hide your shame with distraction
lots of ill people have this obsession with Royalty
last week a lady turned up at Royal Lodge saying she
was engage to Prince Andrew and had been invited to lunch

We all know modern life is stressful
people seek diversions when they feel unfulfilled
and sometimes fantasies and delusions takes over their minds
so please seek the treatments you need which you won't find here
I am just another human being and definitely not Prince Andrew