Sports oh sports,
Oh why do you mock me?
Surely I have made it clear,
Surely you can see?
I've never been an athlete,
I cannot catch a ball,
Why do you make me stand,
I'm so worried I might fall!
I hate the 1500,
The 800 and 100 too,
I can only kick a football,
nothing else i can do!
So sports day oh sports day,
why can't you be banished,
I just want to read books and learn,
oh sports day wont you vanish?