Let's be like dogs,
Stupid happy,
Wagging our tails
At every little thing,
No thoughts or worries
About being or going,
And when that flea begins to bite
Well, we'll just lie and scratch
On the old mans porch
As the sun goes out,
******* it,
Dogs really have it easy,
Let's be like dogs,
Just eating and chasing
Tails and ******* carefree,
And sleeping,
I hate dogs,
I hate em because
They just have it better
But they're too stupid to know it.
Let's be like dogs.