Darling Lilibert
Sorry to leave so sudden but I have arrived safely
met that chap St Peter at the wondrous gate
they most have been expecting me, never seen anything like it
though I couldn't make out the red carpet
Anyhow, when that chappie St Peter offered greetings
I asked him if he knew what a shave and a trim were
or if he was in training to be Santa, Heck, Xmas is still a long way off
Haven't met the Head Honcho yet, can you imagine
He wasn't waiting with that Peter fellow to meet me
and there was no Line of Honour, as well, guess they do things
differently up here
But, by jove, you'll never see magnificence like here anywhere else
dear love, Bucks Palace is a shed compared to buildings here
everything is just so heavenly and super magnificent
but guess what, nobody has even offered me a gin & tonic
I tell you that will soon change once I meet my Equerry
doesn't the **** man know he should be by my side now
Got to go
there are some beautiful crowd singing the most amazing songs
and some blowing golden trumpets, all dressed in dazzling white
I think they know I'm here now and they are ready to welcome me
I'll tell you all about it later
Keep up the good work, stay strong and I love you so much
and miss you already.

Dukie

PS. keep an eye on Charles, he's going to start upstaging you now
and that little one with the American floozie needs some talking to.
Remember you're strong and very able, so chin up Lilibert