The River Trent, of the Humber Usually at slumber Had a bore At it's core Where it would rise To all and sundry's surprise From it's tranquil repose The tidal current rose Whils't in the Wheelhouse Sat i, like a frightened mouse As on the radar screen A six foot river monster, was to be seen The ship rose to a new height As my fear, turned to fright Yet within moments, it was gone As the river returned to it's normal calm by Jemia