dear mom, you might love me but you certainly don't like me. dear dad, you might miss me but you certainly didnt make an effort to see me either dear me, you have a giant nose and horrible skin dear diego, sorry that you died dear ellie, i dont rlly think ur dead dear kiwi, ik you didnt really like me but youre soft dear daisy, plz dont die dear luna, youd get over me in a few weeks dear eli, i hope you ******* sob yourself to sleep dear earlie, i wish you would, but you probably woudn't dear dad, i dont care if you didnt get me a christmas gift in time but our plans to hang out when you literally live 20 minutes away have been postponed by 4 months dear mom, stop acting like you care dear anthony you a real one