Your tidal temperament is why
no doubt the French designated
you feminine, because you are
a cantankerous ***** like that
******* moon also La Lune (atic)

If you think the author of this
is a misogynist, then you need
to go and speak with the sailors
who were airlifted from a trawler
off the coast of Bantry in Ireland.

Or perhaps you should go and
talk to the gender assignment
department Paris at the Accademie
Francaise, those who it was decided
on La Rage, La Guerre, et La Peste !