Walking down the Champs-Elysees on my honeymoon
Wearing my Springsteen shirt

My wife watching Thai dancers
I'm attentive, aware, alert

Cook runs out of a restaurant
Stops me and does blurt:

I saw this man's concert here last summer.
Me: Did you like the show?

Him:  No. no. no. no. no, Monsieur.
          I did not like the show.

I loved it!