Today

I didn't cut myself with a razor blade

It wasn't so bad

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For every girl

There is usually

2 *******
1 ******

And
If the girls who write "love poems" here
Are any indication

Zero brains
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If one of them latches onto a boy

What is he do do?

BUY HER A RAZOR BLADE?
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The universe needs

Real People

Amid the

Candy Cane

And

Diapers