Get out the fog horn
and scream it all as long
as a piece of string
mind your ailing lungs though
for seafarers have read the weather charts
and sailing News reports no weather changes
one can only conclude
some villagers like screaming
or they are hearing voices in their heads
the calm sea breeze
does do strange things to some people
tis known that when the menfolk
are too long at sea
the womenfolk do get a touch of the hysterics
and the men start kissing fishes
but as far as I know
I see no needs for the fog horns
and paddle my own canoe anyway I chose