When you inform a gang of criminals
' I will show you
I am not a man you play games with'
they show you
they have a whole town's folks to play games with
and the folks in turn
would be made to play games with you  

Is it Backgammon Chess or Red Rover
or perhaps Snakes and Ladders or Cluedo
maybe Monopoly or Hangman's Bluff

Whatever
we have the loaded dice, the cheat sheet
but above all
we don't do fair-play or sportsmanship
we are Criminals
that's how we roll.........

Pie and Mash and some liquor....anyone