One woman said Clean yourself up with a cocktail napkin, so here I am in the bathroom. Sounds of the party. Sounds of one man pretending he gets the joke. Oh, he gets the joke. He just didn’t think it was very funny. I can understand that man. The bones of Tom’s hands made a fist and told my nose a joke, which is to say he hit me. The resulting laughter was quiet, but well-sustained. People decorate their bathrooms like I would rather be at the beach than in this bathroom. I’d rather be watching swans mate for life. Well, not actually mating. Okay, actually mating; you can hardly tell what’s going on. Unlike *******, or unlike a wedding ceremony. Or, no. The wedding ceremony is more like swans. I thought I was just watching two people hold hands in front of a candle. The people deciding to wear flowers in the winter, disrespectful of what the world, bigger than us, said we could wear or eat, like the asparagus hoers d’oeuvres insisted it was a good time to feel like it was summer. At the wedding I was quiet. At the party I was quiet until Tom found me offensive. The homeowners long ago had decided I’d rather be somewhere golden than in this bathroom. Outside the sounds of people making promises, or rather, hushing a room to condone the most public of promises made in front of a candle. When I’m cleaned up I’ll find, if he was invited, the man who played the *****, or the priest who wears soft shoes so he doesn’t disturb the holy spirits resting in the rafters when he walks through the resting cathedral, stooping at times to pick up flowers.